The other day, I was walking downtown next to one of these hookers and I was like, “What’s your trick?” And she was like:
“Wear blue eyeshadow. Blue eyeshadow will get you laid three or four times an hour.”
Relevant.
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oh my god robert why is this movie coming out while i’ll be away in the navy
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Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Eyeshadows.
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1. I am so EXCITED for the new movie. 2. Blue eye shadow = whore. Good to know.
